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Super F**king Hot Cheetles

Infusion (LEGAL Hemp-Derived)
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SKU: NON-INFUSED
$9.00
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Introducing Super F**king Hot Cheetles

Warning: These beetles are super fucking hot. Proceed with caution.

If you’re genuinely trying an edible insect for the first time, these are not your bugs. Go check out some regular Cheetles or Hot Cheetles.

The world’s hottest bug.

As of writing this, Super Fucking Hot Cheetles clocks in at the world’s spiciest infused bug.

These beetles are not to be messed with. They are fully capable of welding your butthole shut. They don’t put hair on your chest; they put hair on your back. They’re the choice of a bug for people who live on the extreme. These bugs will have you guzzling ketchup down your throat.

Please note, We recommend consulting with a doctor before you consume them. Your stomach may be sensitive to capsaicin.

Ingredients: Dehydrated & Cooked June Beetles, Coconut Oil, Hemp-Derived Ingredients, Capsaicin, Maltodextrin [Made from Corn], Salt, Sugar, Monosodium Glutamate, Yeast Extract, Citric Acid, Artificial Color [Red 40 Lake, Yellow 6 Lake, Yellow 6, Yellow 5], Sunflower Lecithin, Cheddar Cheese [Milk, Cheese Cultures, Salt, Enzymes], Onion Powder, Whey, Whey Protein Concentrate, Garlic Powder, Natural Flavor, Buttermilk, Sodium Diacetate, Disodium Inosinate, Disodium Guanylate, and Honey.

Warning: Dosage may vary from beetle to beetle. Dose with caution.

* These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration.

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